The Peoples' Democratic Dominion of Sovereign Canada is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Governor Kelly with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic population of 23.007 billion Canadians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canada City. The average income tax rate is 89.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Canadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,463 trillion Loonies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 63,619 Loonies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Canada City to enjoy their national art, and any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sovereign Canada's national animal is the Beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sovereign Canada is ranked 10,190^th in the world and 468^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 55.21 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.